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Well, I'm about a hundred and fifty five years old and I'm DEAD! ...oh yeah, and I'm a chemist.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Tagged?! *whines loudly*

Ah well, such is life... or un-life in my case. Okay here goes.

8 different points of my perfect lover:
-Was born in the 1850's
-Doesn't mind the cramped quarters of a coffin
-Knows how to dust
-Is in to blowing up things
-Likes Parafilm
-Know's what Avogadro's Number is.
-Can assemble the graphite furnace in an atomic absorption machine
-Doesn't whine when I say "I wanna do that again!"

The gender of the target is:
Ha ha! You figure it out on your own!

The 8 people I am tagging are:


Blogger MAHARAJADHIRAJ said...

Sehr Gut stuff, lol!

Ze chemist as it turns out ist ein sehr gut sport!!!

May 01, 2006 12:33 AM  
Blogger MAHARAJADHIRAJ said...

BTW is Avagadro's Number the telephone number of that actress... whatsername... ah Ava Gardner? If so can I have it please

May 01, 2006 12:35 AM  
Blogger DaBich said...

Hi LeChitelier!...interesting place you have here!

May 01, 2006 6:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...the calculated value of the number of atoms, molecules, etc. in a gram mole of any chemical substance.

I'll keep my eyes open for someone that fits that description for you.

May 01, 2006 10:50 AM  
Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrrr....Chit ye have set yer standards way to high..........

May 01, 2006 2:58 PM  
Blogger Captain Carl said...

dead people are in no position to be picky...............

May 01, 2006 2:58 PM  
Blogger Zen Wizard said...

With born in 1850's and "into blowing up stuff," I was getting Ferdinand Foch, Supreme Allied Commander of WW1.

But I hear that after the lovin', he just rolled over and went to sleep, so I give up.

May 01, 2006 3:21 PM  
Blogger Pixie Sprinkle said...

I only have one requriement for a lover: must walk on two legs...

May 01, 2006 5:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pixie is so prejudice about amputees, tsk.

I know somebody who has a few grams and a few moles...

May 01, 2006 7:42 PM  
Blogger shiftclick said...

Thank God you didn't tag me! I'd have had to make you dead all over again!

May 01, 2006 7:44 PM  
Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Er, is that German??? Me no speak German. Oh, and Cowgirl has the lowdown on Avagadro's Number.

Hello! Thanks for stopping by! :)

Wow! I am impressed!

Ah, well, can't go setting for less now can we?

Zen Wizard:
Yeah Focking is overrated.

Pixie Sprinkle:
Well then I guess I don't meet those requirements since my left leg tends to fall off and I have to compensate by hopping around on my right leg.

Are those grams hairy and do those moles come in large quantities?

Mwa ha haaa!
*cackles conspiratorially*
Remind me to tell you about my no-friendship-killing secret tagging strategy. You might want to adopt this method yourself (I am so crafty!)

May 01, 2006 8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehehe, I'm not as dumb as I look!! LOL

May 01, 2006 9:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The moles are hairy...

May 01, 2006 9:51 PM  
Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Ya'll never looked dumb to me!

Damn, I was hoping for hairy grams.

May 01, 2006 10:14 PM  
Blogger Mone said...

I would be carefull with the dusting Le...

May 01, 2006 10:15 PM  
Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

"I want to do that again!"

May 02, 2006 2:12 AM  
Blogger Roxi said...

mm I dont have to do anything.. makes me happy..


May 02, 2006 1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awww, thanks :)

May 02, 2006 5:56 PM  
Blogger Le Chitelier said...

My perfect lover would be dusting in my wake.

Erin O'Brien:
Yes please!!

Yes, being able to sit on my arse like a lazy bum is always a pleasant feeling.

Welcome :)

May 02, 2006 6:18 PM  
Blogger josh williams said...

My head hurts cause I could not think of anything clever to say so I hit it(my head) against the wall and then I scurried to my garage because I remembered concrete is real hard so I hit my head again. Maybe I am being a little hard on myself but shit chit if I don't mind myself who will I mind?...My foot hurts as well. So does my shoulder...Call 91 ahhhh 1 thats it call 91..1!

May 03, 2006 9:16 PM  
Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Quick! Somebody call 411!! Josh needs some information fast, because it's just not coming out of his own head!

Seriously dude, if I post something uninspiring, you don't have to bother :)

May 03, 2006 9:45 PM  
Blogger Pixie Sprinkle said...

Josh! Stop hitting your head! We need you for our record breaking Car Shaggathon!

May 03, 2006 10:04 PM  
Blogger ing said...

Woah, le c, I think you just described me to a T. Except, I can't quite remember Avogadro's numby. And I'm not quite old enough yet.

Keep those standards high, my friend. If you don't find that lover soon, let's cook one up in your basement.

May 04, 2006 2:00 AM  
Blogger Polyman2 said...

Anyone that can assemble
a graphite furnace sounds
fun-loving to me.

May 04, 2006 7:03 PM  
Blogger Le Chitelier said...

AND we need him to collect money for our Saint Janey cause.

Oooo, I LIKE cooking things in my basement :D

It's actually not that hard :)

May 05, 2006 3:20 PM  
Blogger DorianGray1854 said...

Good luck filling that order. If I run in to any hot chics in lab jackets at my University; I'll be sure and send them your way. On the other hand if you happen to know any hot chics into English lit. I would be happy to meet with them. I should be on the west coast in the winter months.

May 05, 2006 6:28 PM  
Blogger Bloodgood said...

DG, I dont think Chit is looking for Chicks, but I could be wrong.

May 06, 2006 10:32 AM  
Blogger DorianGray1854 said...

well I haven't been around for awile and it said I was allowed to guess gender so being your average male I took a shot in the dark.
If specified I can become drinking buddies with dudes in lab jackets and give the hook ups too.

May 06, 2006 2:41 PM  
Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Ooo! You're gonna be in the West Coast sometime this year? Cool! You gonna bust up LA like Janey and Sausage did?

Yup, you guessed it ;)

Mmmmm.... dudes in lab coats....

May 06, 2006 6:46 PM  
Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrr....thought ay would come over an dance a spell.....

May 07, 2006 12:11 PM  
Blogger Mone said...

Hi Le, did I tell you that I want roses on my grave?

May 07, 2006 12:59 PM  
Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Woo hoo! Look at him dance!

Okay! Roses on a grave it is!

May 07, 2006 2:00 PM  
Blogger DorianGray1854 said...

What if I buy a lab coat and some snoopy goggles, then just play with my childhood chemistry set in front of you? I think If I look real hard through all my boxes of stuff I can find it.

May 07, 2006 2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey wake up! Time for a new post.

May 07, 2006 2:11 PM  
Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Heh heh heh.
One of these days I am going to have to get Alien Genius Boy to dress up in a lab coat for me.

*turns over in coffin then jerks upright banging what's left of head on closed coffin lid*

May 07, 2006 2:32 PM  
Blogger DorianGray1854 said...

Well all right, I think im going to to start a scam of copy cat crimes where people run around in nothing but goggles and lab coats and flash each other though. You should be able to read about it in the "Onion" someday and I hope it inspires a laugh:)

May 12, 2006 5:34 AM  
Blogger Le Chitelier said...

Shall we start calling you The Lab
Coat Flasher? ...I can see that on the headlines already.

May 18, 2006 7:08 PM  

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